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Power Grid

10 Action Librarians


Evie Carnahan

Evie Carnahan

Evelyn: “Look, I… I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O’Connell, but I am proud of what I am.”
Rick: “And what is that?”
Evelyn: “I… am a librarian.“

We’re only talking about the Rachel Weisz incarnation here, because the less said about The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, the better. There’s plenty to talk about anyway, as Evie (née Evelyn Carnahan), encounters more over the course of two movies than most librarians would ever anticipate in their wildest Egyptology-section fantasies. Not-so-gainfully employed in the Cairo Museum’s extensive library, Evie’s life is turned upside-down when her lout of a brother, Johnathan, turns up with an odd artifact that just happens to lead the way to Hamunaptra, the fabled, treasure-laden City of the Dead. After breaking Brendan Frasier…I mean, Rick O’Connell out of prison, Evie, her brother, and their requisite prison warden/negative Arab stereotype manage to make it to Hamunaptra. But their adventure has only just begun. Yes, Evie may not be an explorer, or a gunfighter. But after being shot at by the tribe of sand-ninjas that protect the city, climbing into tombs, rejecting the advances of a 3,000-year-old animate magical corpse, stopping the ten plagues from advancing on the world at large, and nearly being a human sacrifice (to say nothing of putting up with the attitudes of academic men towards women in the 1930s), we’d say she more than earns her stripes.

In the blockbuster sequel, 2001’s The Mummy Returns, Evie not only gets an upgrade in wardrobe and the amount of eyeliner she dons, but an upgrade in back-story, as well. As the plot spools out in some amusing gold-spangled flashbacks of high Hollywood Orientalism that Cecil B. DeMille might have enjoyed, Evie is not just a direct descendant of an Egyptian line, but the re-incarnation Nefertiri herself. But this ain’t your grandfather Seti’s Nefertiri (yes, the entire movie it sounds like people are saying “Nefertiti”, but the Word of Wiki would have it otherwise). In a pair of bookending fight sequences against the reincarnation of her own nemesis, Anck-Su-Namun, the lady clearly knows her way around sais, spears, and a host of other edged weapons. Plus, she’s a crack shot with a rifle. Evie repeatedly saves her husband, her brother, and the world, even (oooh, spoiler) coming back from the dead to do so. And if she and Rick are some of the most neglectful parents to make it to the silver screen in recent years, well, we can almost forgive her. She’s got a lot on her flesh-eating-scarab-filled plate.


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  • Anonymous

    im having the worst day of work (at the library), but this totally made my day.  see also: rex libris and jack of fables.

  • http://amidstdancers.blogspot.com/ Shard Aerliss

    lolz “sand-ninjas” and ”negative Arab stereotype” in the same paragraph. Ah, but Omid Djalili has made a career out of subverting and making fun of negative stereotypes, including those of white Britons. I think he’s allowed a free pass on this one.

    I love Evie. She’s a wonderful character. Smart, beautiful, courageous, resourceful, loving and strong.

    Wrote a rant about JK Rowling and her uselessness… then decided that this was completely off topic. You should totally thank me for deleting it :P

  • nmlop

    I read the first line of this and was already saying to myself, “‘Ook, ook’ said the Librarian.”

  • http://twitter.com/AbelUndercity Abel Undercity

    Seconded for Rex Libris, but to pick a character for this list, my vote would be for Circe, who quelled an entire barbarian horde with her Librarian Voice.

    The Librarian Voice is a Thing.  Fear it.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7G4SWUX2MCWWXLMYNN347JMIZY Frodo Baggins

    I think Ninth Gate was intentionally hilarious. The satanic cult in particular seemed like Polanski doing a riff on his own villains from Rosemary’s Baby.

    And the climax is the main character fucking a demon in front of a burning church? Yeah, pretty sure that’s meant to seem ridiculous. It’s a very metaphorical, fable-y tale, not meant to be taken entirely seriously. Also, AMAZING SCORE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDl0GkTAWgw

    If we’re expanding the list to include book dealers, perhaps you would consider Umberto Eco’s trio of ephemera-enthused publishers in Foucault’s Pendulum. They don’t get into a lot of fisticuffs, but they are certainly badass on an intellectual front. 

    Great list! I’mma check out this Abhorsen story.

  • Anonymous

    I’d have to nominate Sheska from Fullmetal Alchemist. She was fired from the library for reading instead of shelving; her photographic memory proves invaluable to the Elric Brothers’ search for the Philosopher’s Stone. First, though, the brothers have to rescue her from the mountain of books she’s literally buried under in her home…

  • Francesca M

    OH I forgot Lirael was a librarian! I need to reread those! But why can’t I find my copy of Sabriel!

  • http://twitter.com/Menshevixen DH

    This is the best Power Grid yet (said the admittedly-biased librarian)!

    As much as I enjoy Sabriel, Lirael is one of my heart’s heroines. I drew fanart of the Library of the Clayr when I was a teenager.

  • http://twitter.com/Menshevixen DH

    Ohhh the Abhorsen series is so great. I hope you like them.

  • Anonymous

    You’re discussing action librarians and there’s no mention of the characters in Library War?

  • http://www.facebook.com/mynameisemmam Emma M.

    I squeaked with glee at a mention of Lirael/the Abhorsen trilogy. I haven’t thought about those fabulous books since my elementary school book fair days. Time for an adult-re-read. I think yes.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=628296864 Naomi Kietzke Young

    Just go to Audible and download the audiobooks. They’re narrated by Tim Curry. You can’t go wrong there, can you?

  • Anonymous

    Don’t like the lumping of introversion into a group of negative traits by Wikipedia. Love your list though.
    Maybe your next list could be 10 introverted BAMFs. As an introverted female I’m getting tired of the conflation of introversion with meekness. I always identified with women like Scully and Ripley, neither one seems like an extrovert.

  • http://twitter.com/WanderinDreamr dreamer

    Oh goody, I saw the title for this and immediately thought of Lirael so I’m so glad she made it onto the list (forgot about Wan Shi Tong though, probably because he was only in two episodes).  And seconding the comment about Library War/Toshokan Sensou (alternate timeline where one of Japan’s laws got interpreted a little differently and has created two huge factions, the Media Betterment Committee which fights for censorship and the Library Defense Force who are literally military trained librarians who can and will protect the libraries with a gunfight if they have to). And, it isn’t a library in the traditional sense but another anime, Armed Librarians: the Book of Bantorra, does have a full cast of action librarians with a dangerous library and other people who really want to steal their books (books in this case being tablets created after a person dies that has their entire life recorded in them, it’s a bit strange).

  • Anonymous

    Where is Rex Libris?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SRA5OF4DDP2CLVI2U3R26GIVCA lemone

    Glad to see Barbara Gordon on the list.  I’m a huge Batgirl fan, and a librarian.  Barbara Gordon will be returning to the cowl next month as Batgirl in DC’s relaunch of 52 titles, after somehow magically not being shot and paralyzed.  Current Batgirl Stephanie Brown is also a library worker, being a page while she’s in university. 

  • Anonymous

    Rex Libris was the first one I thought of (and he didn’t even make the cut!).  But I am SO SO SO glad, that Yomiko Readman made this list!  That was pure joy to see. As you can see from my avatar. :P

  • Anonymous

    Woohoo for Lirael, Wan Shi Tong, Yomiko, and the Librarian!  Also must second the suggestions of Rex Libris and the anime Library War.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_R2FMHKH5PXMKNIJ5PDG37N4SVQ Erin

    Erm, Lirael steals the sword from the Chief Librarian’s bedroom.  While she’s sleeping right there.  At midnight.  When all such adventures should begin.  :D  Oh, how I adore that series!

    And this power grid is also awesome.

  • http://twitter.com/qarylla Seanna Lea LoBue

    Also if you haven’t read it is Nepenthe (if I’m remembering correctly) from the Alphabet of Thorn. It is one of my favorite stories by McKillip.

  • Anonymous

    I am definitely checking out the Abhorsen trilogy. I am a librarian in a public library and I often feel the three things all librarians are equipped with (whistle, magical dagger, and voice-activated mechanical mouse) would also be handy where I work. The library is indeed a dangerous place… but usually in a wonderful way.

  • Anonymous

    i guest these lesbozians like to read alot

  • Rebecca Fabian

    What about the librarian from the movie series “The Librarian”?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=646528939 Erin DeLavan

    I like the Cat, formerly known as Chesire because of boundary changes is now the Unitary Authority of Warrington Cat.

    From the Jasper Fforde Thursday Next series.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=646528939 Erin DeLavan

    I like the Cat, formerly known as Chesire because of boundary changes is now the Unitary Authority of Warrington Cat.

    From the Jasper Fforde Thursday Next series.

  • http://twitter.com/Leluisme Aarie K

    I was also wondering where Flynn Carsen, played by Noah Wyle, (of “The Librarian” movies) is on this list. Seems like a series of 3 movies with the word “librarian” in the title should have made a list about action librarians. Sure, they’re a little campy, but they’re fun.